Every time I go out to weed - especially in the evenings - Tae-Bo comes up for a petting. Tae-Bo is so named because he is a fighter, not a lover. Especially of kids.
Seriously scarred and mangy cat |
Bonnie has been attacked simply walking through the yard. Does she look like cat prey? She is a little bird-like, with how thin she is, perhaps. Hmm.
The birdie is "perching" on the swing |
Anyway, out weeding again the other evening, and Tae-Bo comes up. Lays next to me. Lays in front of me, where I'm weeding. I give him a perfunctory pat, then move him. Again and again. Finally, I decide to actually pet the bugger.
See? I am NOT asking for this. |
And he nips my shoulder, catching only my shirt. Hmm. A love nip? He still doesn't move, standing directly in front of me. So I pet him again. And he attacks.
Not kidding - totally went after my entire arm, with claws drawn and fangs bared. I now have a mark that looks related to a hypodermic needle "pinch". Ouch!
This is why I am not a cat lover. Cats have to reaffirm their ownership over their people. Sometimes by ignoring them. I'm okay with that. Sometimes by attacking them. Not so much okay with that. Bonnie pointed out that if a dog attacked me like that, we would have him put down. Again, hmm. Tae-Bo is a good mouser, though. I'll give him that.