And for once, I am not talking about the state of my house, but rather the mental state of my family.
Doug is Sick Bear. He has had the flu this week.
Let's compare me being sick with him being sick. When I am sick, I often look for my symptoms online, calmed by the fact that other people have also experienced the pain I am going through. Most importantly, so that I know that it will Go Away. When Doug is sick, he doesn't look at his symptoms online. Because No One has Ever felt This Bad.
So I looked up his symptoms for him. 9 out of 9 hits on the flu. "No, no," he said, "This is much worse than Just The Flu." So I read him the symptoms. He didn't respond, just looked stonily at the TV. He hasn't talked much since. Mostly just growled. Could be the cough, but I think he's disappointed and frustrated that he has something typical, that
anyone could get.
Bonnie has morphed from Sleepy Bear (Don't wake her up! You'll be sorry!) to Braces Bear. She got her braces on yesterday, and spent the first hour telling me that it didn't hurt, it was no big deal.
Of course, I had bought her off: Sonic before, donuts afterwards. And a promise for a door that has a doorknob in the near future. I'm actually not sure why she doesn't have a doorknob, but I do know that the boys kicked her door into pieces a few months ago. So a door would be a luxury for her.
Reality set in with nightfall, though. A wire started poking her cheek. And this morning, It. Hurt. She yanked the Tylenol out of her sister's hand with a vengeance and proudly announced that her breakfast took an entire half hour to eat. Proud that she had a Reason to be Angry.
Then there's Malena, our Bored Bear. This is humorous, because Bored Bear goes into hibernation whenever Sick Bear is prowling the house. Whenever Sick Bear is in his room, though, Bored Bear could be confused with Shadow Bear. And Broken Record Bear. "I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored!" This particular Bear turns me into...
Headache Bear. And boy, Headache Bear has a snappy bite. Gotta watch out for her.
Luckily, the three youngest have decided to hide out in Lego Land (alternately, Jack's or Collin's bedroom). They are trying to ignore the growling and snapping in the main rooms, hoping that by the time they are done with their legos, all bears will have returned to their human state.
I'm thinking it might take a few more days. Maybe til Monday. Because on Monday, everyone will be back to work and school. Ah, the end is in sight!